It's a text alert, it means I've got a text.

never too old for this shit

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AU - The Wolf’s Cub

“What are you singing to her, Doctor?”

“I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”

OH MY GOD NINE/ROSE CAN I KISS YOU

MY HEART

I think i’m crying

stabbing my face off would have been kinder

this is literally the first nine AU I’ve ever seen of Rose/Nine before, HOLY FUCKING SHIT LET ME BOWN DOWN TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

Ah! The cuteness!!

I NEED THIS NOW

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In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.
Neil deGrasse Tyson  (via wilwheaton)

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Filed under in case you haven't heard your honor you're dealing with a badass over here Neil deGrasse Tyson